8 Tips on Successfully Dating A Married / Taken Man

I have just read an Article on Tips for Dating A Married Man and it really got me thinking. I think I have much better advice for someone who is thinking / intending / needing advice on dating Taken men so here are my eight tips on Successfully Dating A Married / Taken Man.

1. Reevaluate your entire life.

If you are making decisions as bad and damaging to so many people as this, you need to stop and reevaluate.

2. Chant this quote to yourself:

"God will not provide my soulmate in the form of a married man"

3. Think of someone other than yourself

Have you thought about what you would think of the woman who did this to you, if you were the wife? Well a cheat is always a cheat, so that is very likely to end up being your situation #karma

4. If he has kids, go fuck yourself

Seriously, if you are having an affair with a father - fuck. you.

5. Think to yourself: "Am I a main chick or a side chick?"

If you are content with being a side chick, you need to find your self-love and refer to number1.

6. Tell the man to go fuck himself

It takes two to tango so if this man is willing to cheat on his wife / girlfriend, make it clear what you think of him and that he won't be doing such things with you.

7. Go find yourself a single man

They are out there, and your soulmate is going to be single just when you need him to be. That is, unless you have fucked your karma by getting with married men...

8. JUST DON'T DO IT.